If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE MEANT HIS HEIGHT
seduce me with film references
"OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS."
C I R C L E T S (x)
I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book